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Gwenya Malos

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Gwenya was born to a poor Duskwood family. Although weaker and less physically skilled than those around her, she possessed a bright mind and clever intuition from a young age. She used her wits to obtain standing, wealth, and even nobility, making use of the first two to help obtain the third. Despite extraordinary wealth and power, she doesn't actually care much for bought comforts and would honestly be happier in a cottage than her castle, but a certain lifestyle is expected of her. A name famous among scientists and engineers, her inventions and processes she creates are often extraordinary, though not what tends to be desired, for she refuses to build tools of war. Depressed and bored, she yearns for distraction. Oftentimes known as a bimbo, she's somewhat of a nymphomaniac, modifying her body to appeal to others in many ways, and even appearing in famous adult publications, such as magazines and photo shoots, and often in extreme situations. She doesn't see being a bimbo as a bad thing, or as a synonym for being dumb; rather, it's a style, like being goth, that she enjoys. As a political leader she has endless compassion for her citizens and is willing to do anything for them, but is otherwise ruthless to those who would stand in the way of her people's happiness. Author of dozens of books and journals, inventor of hundreds of groundbreaking technologies, and innovater in several fields, Gwenya may very well be the most intelligent human on Azeroth, though she herself would never say so. Plagued by anxiety, depression, and strange mental abnormalities, she's often awkward and socially inept; being a bimbo is her way of being confident in herself in such situations, and though few understand it, it makes her happier as a result. What she desires most in the world is personal happiness and emotional comfort. She has five children, three boys and two girls.

Elana Emberwind

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A paladin defined among her peers due to her apathy. She never cared for the high ideals of justice or the Light, her personal conviction being that she wanted to live comfortably, relax, and not worry about the world's problems. A natural, she had a knack for fighting and control of the Light but chose not to pursue it far because training and studying were bothersome. Through a series of events she came to work for Gwenya in a simple role: She lives aboard Gwenya's personal ship, the Mother of Invention, and keeps in contact with the places she likes to vacation/relax at, making sure everyone is properly bribed, paid, and handled to ensure the Countess's safety anywhere she goes. Since nobody is suicidal enough to do anything, she basically just hands out gold and then parties. She likes to party and has taken a bit after Gwenya in the bimbo department, though her dumbness isn't entirely an act. She's not stupid per se, but with a massive inferiority complex and a bad start, she never gave it her all. She's defined by terrible parenting she received growing up, and is still trying to crawl out from under the wreckage of her family's destructive wake. Although she likes her sister, being compared to her as the imperfect, older version of her has made her somewhat resent her. Elana is a heavy drinker, often finding confidence in alcohol that she can't make herself.

Ikala Yorgen

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A hunter who travels the world, though not for the prize of pelts. Ikala hunts other hunters, specifically those who hunt druids. Taking contracts from the Cenarion Circle and DEHTA, druid hunting has lessened worldwide from her efforts. Brutal, unyielding, and intelligent, she ensnares, entraps, and eradicates those who hunt the weak and innocent of the wild. Ikala spends a lot of her free time writing. She's the author of what she calls 'erotic historical fiction', where stories present periods or people in history in erotic situations, usually in ways that defy all logic. Her most famous books include 'Wrath of the Bitch King', 'Rise of the Whore' and its sequel 'Tides of Whore', and a worldwide bestseller, 'Fantastic Bimbos and Where to Find Them'. The rest of the time she spends getting material for the books by having as much sex as is elvenly possible. Even as an adult she has no facial tattoos as she was mostly raised by adopted human parents in Duskwood where she was something like an older sister to Gwenya, even dating her brother for a couple of years.

Lilith Sparkshine

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Lilith is a demonologist/warlock who enjoys befriending the demons she controls. Following the Legion's destruction, plenty of demons fled the end of the war and fell into her employment. They live and work with her on research and various business ventures. She is somewhat insane, oftentimes hallucinating and believing that her deceased twin sister, Lilly, is still alive, or that she is her twin sister rather than herself. She keeps this largely to herself because it freaks people out, but others will notice the change in demeanor, or perhaps the sudden peppy voice. She owns several businesses in Greywood, mostly brothels and clubs, where she's known to whore herself out for fun.

Allison Belgarde

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A spirit healer who grew too upset with the needless death throughout the wars and finally broke with the Legion’s invasions. She took to Azeroth and became a paladin, intent on preventing the useless casualties by preventing deaths the direct way. Terrible at blending in with humans, utterly ignorant of mortal culture, and basically alien to the world. She lives in Greywood Castle, allowing herself to be studied by Gwenya in exchange for assistance in navigating the mortal world. Unfortunately, this means she learned a lot from Gwenya about what being a human woman is like. She keeps herself busy by tending to the injured, and it's not uncommon to see people come to her with made-up illnesses, because every Lay on Hands comes with some get-well sex. Unable to grasp the concept of shame or any other reason not to fuck everything on Azeroth, she doesn't realize that this is not normal everywhere in the world.

Sarah Avythis

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A lifelong assistant who melts under a spotlight. Shy and reclusive, with less than little self-esteem, she prefers the company of animals, who won’t judge or hurt her. Thinks that handholding is ultra-lewd. The sweetest of cinnamon rolls. Sarah is a druid, born in Gilneas, but is utterly useless at being one. She cannot attack, is nearly unable to heal, and all she can do with any skill is shapeshift. Much of her free time is spent in animal form, relaxing in the gardens and living simply, though still avoiding people out of shyness. The rest of her free time is devoted to her hobbies: Baking, sewing, and watching sappy romance plays at Greywood Castle's playhouse. She has a stick that she found years ago, which she named Matthew, whom she polished and takes good care of, and has grown attached to. She also has a pet mouse, named Mouse, that stays with her 24/7. Mouse is a source of her very, very miniscule confidence, because she doesn't want to let Mouse down, so she will summon the courage to reply to questions rather than turn into a cat and run away. It's what Mouse expects of her. Being unbelievably shy, prone to crying, anxious, and unable to connect with others, she finds companionship in animals and objects like Matthew and Mouse because she's afraid of making friends with real people. Since coming to work for Gwenya, her duties and living keeping her far away from anything lewd for her own well-being, she's had a little more confidence and has made a couple of friends among her coworkers, though she still typically just stays quiet and listens. For reasons unknown, even to Sarah, Gwenya is ferociously protective of her, having brought her to Greywood for the sole purpose of protecting and caring for her. She's made it known before that upsetting Sarah is a capital offense, but nobody knows why.

Seraphim Lazarene

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A priestess of the Light who is perhaps the most devout zealot to ever take it up. She is utterly unyielding in her convictions and will put the fear of God the Light into anyone who goes against the tenets. She despises decadence and corruption within the Church, and acts as a sort of inquisitor rooting out sources of them. Her power with the Light is extraordinary, but she uses it so rarely that it's usually believed that she is weaker than average. Seraphim believes that to use the Light for anything but a noble purpose is to waste its gift, and so she won't use it until she needs to. Years ago, in her youth in Gilneas, Sera was a gambler and sinner who lived an ignoble life. It wasn't until the Curse was put on her and she was saved from death that she found the Light and worked to cleanse the world in its name. In her spare time she enjoys being social, spending afternoons at coffee shops and meeting people. Her wandering career brought her into contact with Gwenya a couple of years ago and the two began to work together on a secretive project.

Mixxi Clickbang

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A pyrotechnics expert who works with the Alliance military on all manner of explodey things they don’t do themselves. Mine clearing, tunnel digging, stuff like that. She builds bombs, but prefers to not personally use them to kill people; doesn’t care if others do, though. In her free time she likes to hang out with her cousin, Lilith Sparkshine, both to sate a demon fetish and to help her out with her business ventures; mostly the brothel, where she provides cheap service to patrons. It's not as if she'll turn down someone who can't pay, though. Mixxi likes to fuck, do drugs, party, and blow stuff up; not much else interests her at all. The louder, brighter, and more extreme anything is the better.

Mei-Xiu Windbrush

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A lorewalker who specializes in runic magic. She came to the Eastern Kingdoms to learn more about its history, people, and magic. Turns out it costs money, though, so she sells her magic services for gold. However, she’s too naive to know shady people from good ones. Although smart, she is socially inexperienced, so much so that she thinks she's got so many friends because she's just so nice, and not because her ass is huge and open to everybody. Having lived a sheltered upbringing in Pandaria, the people of Greywood have taught her many things, and she's now as sex-crazed as the best of them, though still a magic nerd through and through.

Caltariel Windwhisper

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She wants to take the easy road in life and live off of her parents’ wealth, but they have other plans. They created a globetrotting test for their spoiled children, and whoever proves themselves worthy gets their share of the fortune. The others get jack shit. So despite her ambitions being “drink wine and fuck hot dudes”, she has to go to work. Eugh. She's not a very good druid as, despite being taught by a good teacher, she spends all of her practice time off partying or fucking. She gets away with it because one of the people she fucks most often is her teacher.

Odessa Levenheit

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An apathetic mercenary who doesn’t care about the happenings of the world and just wants to have a good time. Although undead, she doesn’t tend to care about that either. She's crude and simple, though smarter than most of the halfwits in her trade. Most of her free time is spent in rough bars fucking whoever she can lay her hands on, though being strong and uncaring, she's known to play rough with them. In battle she carries a greatsword, along with poisoned knives and a pistol.

Salastina Duskweaver

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Super diva and bad bitch who thinks the world owes her everything. Literally only learned magic for the social prestige. Her favorite activity is hoeing around and showing off how great she is. The story of how she became a void elf is rather strange and involves her trying to show off in front of another diva and being forced to follow through with her bragging. She's pretty good with void magic, surprisingly, and thinks it's because she's just so special and great. In reality, she put a lot of work into it for bragging rights and didn't realize that it paid off. Living in Stormwind up until recently, she tried to show off to a ship of sailors and ended up getting gangbanged all the way back to Greywood, where she now lives and works, officially as a secretary, unofficially as a cumdump/sugar baby for a large company. She loves it.

Evelyn Hart

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A cobbler and leatherworker in Stormwind who inherited a shop from her master whom she apprenticed under. After trying for a couple of years to no success, the shop went under and was sold. Her fetish designs got someone's attention, however, and she now works in Greywood making fetish gear such as stilettos, harnesses, leashes, collars, and such. Now a well-known fashion designer for the city's constant need for kinky attire, she makes good money and is one of the shoemakers that provides much of the Countess's wide collection of high heels. In Stormwind she had turned to light prostitution to pay the bills, the whole time saying it was out of necessity, not something she liked, but she's only become more whorish in Greywood, acting and looking more like a bimbo every day.

Ivieri

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Youngest of three draenei sisters, she wasn’t born to see Argus fall or anything like that. She’s always been a big, soft, crybaby, who sleeps with her giant stuffed animal collection and cries when she smacks her hoof on furniture. Her eldest sister, a fearsome pyromancer, defended her for many years, but she wants to prove she can do it alone, so she became a paladin, which all draenei respect in strength and skill. She is… Not good at it so far…

Sabrina Glamourheart

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An Alliance counterintelligence officer. While most spies go abroad and spy for stuff, she specializes in rooting out spies on our own soil. It’s largely boring work, doing background checks, filing papers, interviewing people, etc. She dreams of doing something more exciting, but can’t think of what, especially since the pay is so good. She's cousins with Lillith Sparkshine and Mixxi Clickbang.

Gladril Glitterheart

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Mother was a Sentinel, and they’re the coolest kaldorei in the world, so it’s only natural Gladril would want to be one too. Few problems: One, Gladril is male. Two, he has absolutely zero combat ability or talent whatsoever. Three, he’s a huge sissy. The sentinels inducted him “in training”, but really he’s just a cute boy they keep around to run errands, clean their armor, tend to the homes when gone, and used as a gloryhole for all the big dick sentinels. He and Ivieri are good friends! He moved to Greywood, along with his family and their surviving friends among the sentinels after Teldrassil burned down. He's still their 'assistant', though.

Brianna Stormstone

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Ironforge’s best black market fence. She fences stolen, illegal, etc goods between people to make money, which helps fund a rather lavish lifestyle (for Ironforge anyway). Refuses to aid criminals who obtained their goods by killing innocent people or act sadistically. When business is slow she makes extra money through prostitution, though she's always open for business regardless of the market, even though her prices may rise a little.

Astartia Sparkshine

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Lilith's mother, Mixxi and Sabrina's aunt. Astartia is a priestess of the Light who works in Greywood. She offers free medical treatment to all who come to her and takes part in organizing various community events on behalf of the Church. Most of her time is spent tending to the community's problems, and she likes to spend her free time with her daughter and family, helping them however she can and enjoying their company. She's a kindhearted and helpful person who enjoys nothing more than to see her friends and neighbors smile. Though always a bit of a hoe, Greywood enabled her to go even further beyond, and now it's common knowledge that she fucks more prolifically than a copper whore.

Aevilyn

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Iveri's eldest sister, Aevilyn, is entirely unlike her younger siblings. Although fiercely protective of her family, Aevilyn's goodness ends there. She is self-serving, selfish, greedy, and power-hungry. Though naturally named Aevilyn, she's gone by half a dozen other names, most popularly Aevalaana, due to her wanted status in so many places as a result of numerous crimes. Though denied for a citizenship, she's allowed to stay in Greywood's outer city, along with other noncitizens, due to both her sisters being citizens, whereas normally convicted criminals would not be permitted. Aevilyn runs a protection racket, taking gold in exchange for preventing accidents. You don't pay, your home unfortunately, accidentally catches on fire. Outside of this, she spends a lot of her time fucking, and is known for being very forceful and rough in bed. Although she probably has a few dozen children, she doesn't care and has never seen willingly seen them, though she's often said that she's probably knocked some of them up, too. Whether or not she's joking is left unsaid.

Miralera

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The middle sister of Iveri and Aevilyn, and Aevilyn's twin. Unlike her twin sister, Miralera (or Mira) is not an evil bitch. She's not a crybaby goody two-shoes like Ivieri, either. Mira wants what is best for herself and doesn't really care either way how it happens. She was born with a gift for the Light and uses it toward her goal: Status and comfort. She wants money and respect. Her moral code is entirely dependant on how much she gets out of the exchange, and she's willing to ignore or participate in Aevilyn's crimes if it benefits her. Though just as much of a hoe as her sisters, she only fucks if it benefits her in some way. Although not what she'd consider her usual job, she is effectively a prostitute.

Mirya Emberwind

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Mirya is Elana's younger sister. She and Elana are both the daughters of two very rich parents, heads of the Emberwind Trading Company, which performs very boring, but highly profitable work. She was raised as a spoiled princess, never having to work for anything, believing that she was perfect and special in every way. Her parents got worried about her living like this, and so told her that they would cut her off unless she traveled Azeroth and saw how the real world worked. Her goal, using a camera they bought for her, is to take a selfie in all the interesting places of the world. Unfortunately she's been a bit sidetracked. Her allowance, which she pouts about being subsistence-level peasant amounts, but is really a small fortune, has allowed her to spend most of her time partying, shopping, and getting drunk and fucking strangers in comfort. She's best friends with Elisria Starlight, who was her best friend growing up and decided to see the world at the same time as her. The two travel together most of the time, making trouble, acting spoiled, and being prissy bitches when the need arises.

Elisria Starlight

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Elisria is the youngest child of two extravagantly wealthy Silvermoon nobles, who raised her in a rather sheltered life. Once she was able, Elisria decided to go on an adventure to see the world, using her parents' money to fund the trip. She's peppy, happy, and somewhat naive, and decided that it would be fun. It is. Elisria has let loose and parties every night, buys all sorts of expensive things around Azeroth, and has no worries other than what to wear to tonight's events. She's spoiled and isn't used to being told 'no', but is otherwise a nice and caring person.